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Comic 94: [APRIL FOOLS]Announcement: Merchandise available soon!

(...and with April 1st over, it's time to reveal this was all an April Fools' joke. In case anyone was in doubt. As much as we'd all love to have a Konami trashcan, they're not actually happening.)

So I've kept this secret for a while, but I'm proud to announce the new Consolers Store will soon be up and running- the best and only place to buy cool merchandise with all your favorite characters. Consolers Store will be the only place to buy Official and Exclusive Consolers©®™ Merchandise, so what are you waiting for?
More info, like an actual link, will be available soon...


by TheMario360 at 1st Apr 2016, 3:15 AM

I have some concerns about the body pillows...

by Zanreo at 1st Apr 2016, 2:46 PM

Hey, just giving the fans what they want x3

by DudeDude at 1st Apr 2016, 3:30 AM

....Body pillows?


by Zanreo at 1st Apr 2016, 2:03 PM

Yeah xD

And I'm glad you like our lasers, those are a collaboration with Whoopshoop Lazers, Inc. We're very proud to work with them.

by ProfEtheric at 1st Apr 2016, 5:59 AM

...not sure if real or 'nanigans...

(Real would be AWESOME)

by Zanreo at 1st Apr 2016, 2:03 PM

Why would this NOT be real, on this beautiful day?

Mel Cormac
by Mel Cormac at 1st Apr 2016, 7:48 AM

Hahaha an EA trashcan YES

by Zanreo at 1st Apr 2016, 2:30 PM

Perfect for the trashiest trash who ever trashed

by MadJak91 at 1st Apr 2016, 1:45 PM

lmao, your choice of trashcans is very... researched :D :D
This actually looks legit :O

by Zanreo at 1st Apr 2016, 2:44 PM

Only the trashiest of characters for the best trash cans :D

by DAgillity at 5th Apr 2016, 2:43 AM

shoulda had an apple trashcan with the way he acts.

by Zanreo at 5th Apr 2016, 2:55 AM

That would be a great idea too, yeah...

by Therazan at 6th Apr 2016, 3:03 PM

But I want merchandise... :'(

by Zanreo at 6th Apr 2016, 3:22 PM

Hey, depending on how big this becomes that might be a possibility in the future... Probably no trashcans though

by NeilKapit at 9th Apr 2016, 3:05 AM

I'm glad I got the invisible TOSE shirt. Just like the real company, nobody knows it's there

by Zanreo at 9th Apr 2016, 4:12 AM

Yep, good choice! :D

by DAgillity at 24th Apr 2016, 5:06 AM

I just realized that there is a heart TOSE sticker

by Zanreo at 24th Apr 2016, 5:26 AM

Who DOESN'T love the company that helps practically every other company finish their games?

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